Michael Jackson, Paul O’Grady, Davina McCall and more!

Parents of children whom attend a primary school in Las Vegas, Nevada, were shocked this week when famous pop-star, and alleged child abuser, Michael Jackson, moved just meters across the road from a primary school which teaches children aged 4-13.
What I don’t understand is their upset. Yes, he may of stuck his finger in a [...]

The face.

When you see a face like the one above – a face that’s seen two world wars and one failed Indiana Jones movie – it makes your wonder what his tired, drained eyes have seen in his time, and what he’d hope to see in his final passing days.
Obviously considering his age (93), we can’t [...]

Michelle McManus gets owned: #1

I was on Michelle McManus’s website last night (don’t ask me why), and I came across this:
“I’ve also co-written a song with the fabulous Scottish artist Horse Macdonald called ‘Safe’ which will feature on her forthcoming album.
I’ve been out and about performing at various venues up and down the country including the one and only [...]

Moronic Monday: The US Debt Clock

What has 13 digits, weighs 2 tonnes and is made out of reinforced steel? Besides the scales used to measure Michelle McManus’s weight – the US debt clock.
‘Until last month, the clock had enough digits to measure US debt levels’, says BBC news.
Excuse me for asking – but I think it’s important someone did – [...]

Ane Brun

Can’t be arsed to write anything tonight due to ‘troubles’ at home.
I leave you with a song that I listen to whenever feeling down, it’s truely beautiful:

Lulz. Thought I’d post a blog at school for the first time. .

..And what better topic to talk about then people in my class; people whom are so unfunny and unoriginal, it actually pains me to listen to their failed attempts. This girl – ‘the unattractive slag’, to be more precise – just sits there, listening to peoples’ jokes and once all the laughter and banter has [...]

Spielberg and George Lucas Rape Indiana Jones.

Yesterday, I was reading a wordpress blog about the new South Park episode, The China Problem, and being the Eric Cartman fanatic I am, I felt ablidged to read it.
Basically, the latest episode is about Steven Spielberg and George Lucas raping Indiana Jones. The author of the blog, whom previously stated that he’s a fan of the South [...]

Harry Potter can morph into a tampon?

Is it me, or do the Harry Potter films get more and more violent over time? With a name like the ‘half blood prince’, I’m going to assume – without ever reading anything about the plot and making an assumption based on the recent trends in the Harry Potter movies – [...]

You smoking, cunts.

According to new research, Tobacco could potentially kill one billion people by the end of the current century if nothing is done to prevent it – that’s more than 3 times the population of America. When will people wake up and realize that there is no point in smoking? It isn’t even nice to do, [...]

Why being single isn’t that bad.

It seems quite unusual the way a sexy, successful, young conservative like myself writes blogs. ‘Surely he has better things to do’, I hear you all cry. The sad truth is, I don’t. If you haven’t guessed already, I’m single. Yes, I fit into the small minority of teenagers who are single (I know what [...]