Harry Potter can morph into a tampon?

Is it me, or do the Harry Potter films get more and more violent over time? With a name like the ‘half blood prince’, I’m going to assume – without ever reading anything about the plot and making an assumption based on the recent trends in the Harry Potter movies – [...]

You smoking, cunts.

According to new research, Tobacco could potentially kill one billion people by the end of the current century if nothing is done to prevent it – that’s more than 3 times the population of America. When will people wake up and realize that there is no point in smoking? It isn’t even nice to do, [...]

Why being single isn’t that bad.

It seems quite unusual the way a sexy, successful, young conservative like myself writes blogs. ‘Surely he has better things to do’, I hear you all cry. The sad truth is, I don’t. If you haven’t guessed already, I’m single. Yes, I fit into the small minority of teenagers who are single (I know what [...]

She knows, oh she knows.

Yes, sadly, it appears my sister has discovered my blog and as a result, has put me in somewhat of an arqukared position knowing that she can now embarrass me in two ways; the 1st being virtually: attacking me where it hurts with personal secrets via my blog or, secondly: storming in with a camera [...]