I was on Michelle McManus’s website last night (don’t ask me why), and I came across this:
“I’ve also co-written a song with the fabulous Scottish artist Horse Macdonald called ‘Safe’ which will feature on her forthcoming album.
I’ve been out and about performing at various venues up and down the country including the one and only CC Blooms in Edinburgh and the outrageous The Club in Stoke – what a night out that was!”,
- Michelle McManus.
Where do I begin with picking this washed up celeb to pieces? Let’s start with the song she’s co-written with some random drunken Scottish person, entitled ’safe’.
Why ‘o why would you do that to yourself Michelle? You must know by now you should never get involved in anything which could be linked to a joke about your weight, i.e any concealable thing which has ever existed.
Tell me, Michelle, how do I know my cheese burger is safe? How do I know that after all this time without seeing you in the newspaper, you wont just sneak up on me and take it?
No wait. I’m just being silly now – you could never sneak up on me – I’d feel the ground tremble beneath your encumbered, cellulite infested thighs.
Further more, how have you been ‘up and down the country’? That’s a bit of an absurd claim to make considering you get out of breath while having a shit or scratching your minge, don’t you think?
Love J.S. x
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