Parents of children whom attend a primary school in Las Vegas, Nevada, were shocked this week when famous pop-star, and alleged child abuser, Michael Jackson, moved just meters across the road from a primary school which teaches children aged 4-13.
What I don’t understand is their upset. Yes, he may of stuck his finger in a few childrens’ bum holes over the years, but who hasn’t? If anything their tears should be tears of joy and not distress – after all, he’s going to be doing them a favor: making sure those pesty little children never try and truant again. With MJ on duty, no one’s getting past those school gates! Although, in all fairness, no one ever would anyways considering those children are American, and therefor are born overweight, resulting in the walk across the road to MJ’s house being the equivalent to running up a hill naked with nothing but a shower cap and roller blades on.
How could you ever get mad at his face anyways? Especially if you are a homosexual, which where I’m from are referred to as ‘Manchester United fans’. I mean for god’s sake, look at him! The man’s got a freaking bum on his face. His soft, exuberant eyes open up a world of warmth of love in an avuncular manner which makes not only homosexual fans love him for the two-way entry for anal, but also for people whom lacked that fatherly figure when they were children; most notable of which include famous serial killers such as Paul O’Grady and Davina McCall.
To end of this lovely insightful blog – after a long week away – I thought I’d end with this: I always find things like this a bit of a coo; something to distract the public from the bigger picture; such as Gordon Browns’ encurbered physique and thighs.
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