I always have a habit of making things feel really awkward. Take today for example: everyone was having a fine and dandy Graphic Design lesson, and it was all going well – Miss was explaining something, and told us that although it was hard, we’d get it, and that everyone finds it hard and uncomfortable [...]
Dr. Sex.
I was at the doctors the other day, and for whatever reason, I was screaming behind a curtain while the doctor did her job. This job in my mind was to try her dam best to turn me on. And the only thing which hindered her scheme, was the fact my mother, being the intrusive [...]
Fat people and why they are the low of the low.
Being the chauvinistic, self-righteous aristocrat I am; I felt it necessary to point out most, if not all, the imperfections in all of you, especially fat people as they are at the bottom of the food chain – just behind pedophiles and George Lucas.
I understand that in my philosophical food chain people whom aren’t on [...]
