Being the chauvinistic, self-righteous aristocrat I am; I felt it necessary to point out most, if not all, the imperfections in all of you, especially fat people as they are at the bottom of the food chain – just behind pedophiles and George Lucas.
I understand that in my philosophical food chain people whom aren’t on the same level as someone such as myself won’t completely understand the concept of my philosophy, and therefor my brilliance. Because of this, I thought I’d explain it in Lehman’s terms:
Fat people cannot claimed to be discriminated against in my view; they are who they are because of who they are. They can change at any point, yet they choose not to. It’s not the same as a more common discrimination such as racism because in that instance the race in which is being discriminated against cannot help who they are; they are born with it, it’s hereditary. Fat people, however, can change and should do so – they’re an eye sore and just a disgrace to the modern western world. It’s not like we need fat people bringing our credibility down even further – we already have a black president on the way and an economy to match.
Not that I’m saying that having a black president would be a bad thing, nor am I comparing being black to the awful mess which is the credit crunch because as we know: being black isn’t bad, it’s good; you get welfare checks and big penis’s. That is, of course, if you are from America.
I’m not even going to try to worm out of what I just said and claim that it was supposed to be in a metaphorical sense, because that would still make it incredibly rude and distasteful. Just like Jonathan Ross, I’d like to apologize for not only being more annoying than the Haribo advert with those two little children pretending to be the parents of their parents (confusing if you’re a retard, eh?) and having a fucking lisp, but also for being inappropriate and unpleasant. I understand that my act of grose impertinence may have caused offense, and because of this, I offer my full and sincere apology. Remember what an old friend of mine once said: I’m in it for the lulz.
Please don’t think that myself being the presumptuous cock I am would in any way make me want to inflate my ego further by being a egotistical wanker and writing a blog about my dislike for fat people, broadcasting it on an online forum for the world to see. That just isn’t me.
And why isn’t that me? Why wouldn’t I be a presumptuous cock and write to publicly undermine people of the larger variety without reason? That isn’t me because I do have reason; I have a logical philosophy and concept which do-gooder philanthropist just wouldn’t understand because they are ignorant and blind to see the truth. Therefor if there any reading now, I ask you to either go back to the De-Nazified camp in which you came from, and begin to rub your dirty emasculine left-wing balls all over any concealable race you can think of – race’s and people of whom don’t even like you being the do-gooder you are because most of the time you cause no good and instead incite even more hate on the people you attempt to help.
Take Muslims for example, the majority of white people in Britain dislike Muslims because of what white people do to ‘help’ them. They try and benefit their lives and as a result don’t benefit them whatsoever because it causes more grieve and anguish because white people get annoyed at it, even though it’s the Muslims themselves whom are fine with how things are in Britain, and do not want change.
Unlike being a racist or a philanthropist, I can give a view on something without being indoctrinated into a way of thinking by mass-media and corporate advertising; many people with weak minds, people who accept the life they are born into and the herd-behavior which comes with it will not have this capability and will therefor either go through life with just not caring, not having an opinion on something, or do the opposite of everything I stand for – for what real people stand for – and be a no good politically correct wanker whom will continue to support the decline of this once great country with their way of thinking.
This could possibly be the most random and unorganized rant I’ve ever wrote; forgive me, I’m tired.
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