Being the chauvinistic, self-righteous aristocrat I am; I felt it necessary to point out most, if not all, the imperfections in all of you, especially fat people as they are at the bottom of the food chain – just behind pedophiles and George Lucas.
I understand that in my philosophical food chain people whom aren’t on [...]
Fat people and why they are the low of the low.
Why being single isn’t that bad.
It seems quite unusual the way a sexy, successful, young conservative like myself writes blogs. ‘Surely he has better things to do’, I hear you all cry. The sad truth is, I don’t. If you haven’t guessed already, I’m single. Yes, I fit into the small minority of teenagers who are single (I know what [...]
Fat people and buses!
I’m not the type of person to be nice to people just for the sake of it. People need to earn my respect. Although, when people are really nice to me, and have never done anything to piss me off in any way, I find it hard to just tell them to fuck off – [...]
I found the entrance to Hogwarts and I liked it!
No readers, don’t worry, I’m not going to talk about a half-arsed parody of ‘I kissed a girl’, by Katy Perry – the one person in the world who doesn’t actually know how to spell her own name and as a result of her chronic-dyslexia, chooses to attempt to make a career in the music [...]
