Being the chauvinistic, self-righteous aristocrat I am; I felt it necessary to point out most, if not all, the imperfections in all of you, especially fat people as they are at the bottom of the food chain – just behind pedophiles and George Lucas.
I understand that in my philosophical food chain people whom aren’t on [...]
Fat people and why they are the low of the low.
The face.
When you see a face like the one above – a face that’s seen two world wars and one failed Indiana Jones movie – it makes your wonder what his tired, drained eyes have seen in his time, and what he’d hope to see in his final passing days.
Obviously considering his age (93), we can’t [...]
Spielberg and George Lucas Rape Indiana Jones.
Yesterday, I was reading a wordpress blog about the new South Park episode, The China Problem, and being the Eric Cartman fanatic I am, I felt ablidged to read it.
Basically, the latest episode is about Steven Spielberg and George Lucas raping Indiana Jones. The author of the blog, whom previously stated that he’s a fan of the South [...]
You smoking, cunts.
According to new research, Tobacco could potentially kill one billion people by the end of the current century if nothing is done to prevent it – that’s more than 3 times the population of America. When will people wake up and realize that there is no point in smoking? It isn’t even nice to do, [...]
She knows, oh she knows.
Yes, sadly, it appears my sister has discovered my blog and as a result, has put me in somewhat of an arqukared position knowing that she can now embarrass me in two ways; the 1st being virtually: attacking me where it hurts with personal secrets via my blog or, secondly: storming in with a camera [...]
Diatrition Courses
Peculiar title, right? It appears that amongst my abundance of readers, I have a small minority of those whom are of the ‘extra large’ variety – you know, 30% extra free and what have you – not that I’m complaining in any way, of course. After all, ‘every hole’s a goal, eh boys’? Well, that [...]
Ethiopian hip-hop ‘aint dead.
Readers, do you know what gets right on my A-cup tits’ apart from my moronic, idiotic readers? It’s that since my older sister has finished school, I’ve come to expect a certain standard of her ‘womanly duties’ which, recently, she’s started to become negligent. Yes, you’ve guessed it – the bitch is slacking!
Well, I say [...]
Fifa ‘09 cyborgs
http://www.easportsworld.com/en_US/video/1009068
Fifa ‘09 and wankin’.
Hmm. It appears to be less than 1 more day until Fifa ‘09 releases and I cannot fucking wait! The worst thing about the wait for Fifa ‘09, is that quite like the female orgasm, it takes so long to arrive, but when it does, it’s amazing! Shortly after release, however, – as with all [...]
