I always have a habit of making things feel really awkward. Take today for example: everyone was having a fine and dandy Graphic Design lesson, and it was all going well – Miss was explaining something, and told us that although it was hard, we’d get it, and that everyone finds it hard and uncomfortable [...]
Dr. Sex.
I was at the doctors the other day, and for whatever reason, I was screaming behind a curtain while the doctor did her job. This job in my mind was to try her dam best to turn me on. And the only thing which hindered her scheme, was the fact my mother, being the intrusive [...]
Michael Jackson, Paul O’Grady, Davina McCall and more!
Parents of children whom attend a primary school in Las Vegas, Nevada, were shocked this week when famous pop-star, and alleged child abuser, Michael Jackson, moved just meters across the road from a primary school which teaches children aged 4-13.
What I don’t understand is their upset. Yes, he may of stuck his finger in a [...]
Ane Brun
Can’t be arsed to write anything tonight due to ‘troubles’ at home.
I leave you with a song that I listen to whenever feeling down, it’s truely beautiful:
Harry Potter can morph into a tampon?
Is it me, or do the Harry Potter films get more and more violent over time? With a name like the ‘half blood prince’, I’m going to assume – without ever reading anything about the plot and making an assumption based on the recent trends in the Harry Potter movies – [...]
She knows, oh she knows.
Yes, sadly, it appears my sister has discovered my blog and as a result, has put me in somewhat of an arqukared position knowing that she can now embarrass me in two ways; the 1st being virtually: attacking me where it hurts with personal secrets via my blog or, secondly: storming in with a camera [...]
Being fat ‘isn’t all that bad’, apparntly.
A women who beat a rare flesh-eating disease says she survived the terrifying ordeal because she was “fat”. Clair Robinson, 23, is ‘lucky to be alive’, doctors say after operating on her for 3 days after she contracted a life-threatining bacteria which had begun to eat through the organs and tissue of her body. [...]
My run
I went for a run today, aren’t you all proud of me? I went for a run, yes. However, no one thought it would be wise to tell me that I shouldn’t go at 8 o’clock in the evening when dark and on a full stomach after eating beans on toast roughly 30 minutes previously. [...]
Asians’ Allophilia
What is it with Asian people thinking they’re black? They are not. Just because they have black skin, doesn’t make them the good kind of black – it makes them more of the inferior types of chocolate such as hazel nut or Jewsulnut, opposed to the good kind: Chocolate Milk and Vanilla.
Of course what I’ve [...]
137 days until my life ends..
In school today, I was reminded that I have only 137 school days until graduation – to me this was very daunting indeed and I must admit, I’m quite scared of leaving..
You see, to me, those ‘137 school days’ will end up like most of my female friends’ virginity; lost, gone forever; never to be [...]
